Blast Furnace Burger

A post-apocalyptic patty of wonder

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of radioactive meat
• 1/4 cup of toxic sludge
• 1/2 cup of melted nuclear glass
• minimalist bun made from recycled bunker walls

Grill over an open flame of despair

Caution: May cause radiation poisoning, spontaneous combustion, or an existential crisis

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